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Trans​-​Urethra Express (Flexible Cystoscopy Remix)

by Attila the Stockbroker feat. Sherlock

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Music written and remixed by Maurice 'Kraftbach' Sherlock
Lyrics, of course, by Attila

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I know I sometimes can be
A loud-mouthed, stroppy prat
I know I’m a control freak
(And a bossy one at that)
My wife says when I’m eating
I am a total slob -
I’m still not sure that I deserved
A camera up my knob.

Trans Urethra Express...

The poor thing shrivelled up in fear
Till it was hardly there
A tiny little pimple
In a nest of pubic hair
The camera made its entrance
The pain cut like a knife
And then I saw my bladder
For the first time in my life.

Trans-Urethra Express...

I’m glad that it went up there
Though sad at what it found
And it can come back anytime
To help me stay around
So three cheers for the NHS
And to that camera crew -
And if you’re feeling odd down there
You get it checked out too.

Trans-Urethra Express...

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released April 7, 2023
Sherlock: music
Attila: words

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Attila the Stockbroker Southwick, UK

Attila the Stockbroker. 40 years of hard hitting social surrealist spoken word and punk rock tinged with early music. 8 books of poetry, autobiography, 40 CDs/LPs, 3500 gigs in 24 countries...a long life earning his living doing what he loves. 'Heart on my Sleeve', a 40th anniversary LP is just out, and his Collected Works will be published by Cherry Red Books later this year. ... more

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