Name: TRANS-URETHRA EXPRESS....
Duration: P00H03M45S
Description: One of the earliest concerts I ever went to was Kraftwerk. I love their travel epics 'Autobahn', 'Trans Europe Express' and 'Tour De France'. Here's one about a much shorter journey - which saved my life.

TRANS-URETHRA EXPRESS....

from INDUSTRIAL LANGUAGE EP by Attila the Stockbroker & Sherlock

supported by

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

£1 GBP or more
Buy the Full Digital Album

about

One of the earliest concerts I ever went to was Kraftwerk. I love their travel epics 'Autobahn', 'Trans Europe Express' and 'Tour De France'. Here's one about a much shorter journey - which saved my life.

lyrics

TRANS-URETHRA EXPRESS

I know I sometimes can be
A loud-mouthed, stroppy prat
I know I'm a control freak
(And a bossy one at that)
My wife says when I'm eating
I am a total slob -
I'm still not sure that I deserved
A camera up my knob

Trans-Urethra Express
Trans-Urethra Express

The poor thing shrivelled up in fear
Till it was hardly there
A tiny little pimple
In a nest of pubic hair
The camera made its entrance
The pain cut like a knife
And then I saw my bladder
For the first time in my life

Trans-Urethra Express
Trans-Urethra Express

I'm glad that it went up there
Though sad at what it found
And it can come back anytime
To help me stay around
So three cheers for the NHS
And for that camera crew -
And if you’re feeling odd down there
You get it checked out too

Trans-Urethra Express
Trans-Urethra Express

Flexible Cystoscopy
It Makes It Painful When You Pee

credits

from INDUSTRIAL LANGUAGE EP, released March 3, 2023
Attila - vocals
Sherlock - everything else

license

about

Attila the Stockbroker Southwick, UK

Attila the Stockbroker. 40 years of hard hitting social surrealist spoken word and punk rock tinged with early music. 8 books of poetry, autobiography, 40 CDs/LPs, 3500 gigs in 24 countries...a long life earning his living doing what he loves. 'Heart on my Sleeve', a 40th anniversary LP is just out, and his Collected Works will be published by Cherry Red Books later this year. ... more

contact / help

Contact Attila the Stockbroker

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Attila the Stockbroker, you may also like:

Sledgehammer Songs
by Joe Solo

supported by 7 fans who also own “TRANS-URETHRA EXPRESS....”

This album is incredible, top work by Joe Joe Zux
go to album
Connectivity
by Grace Petrie

supported by 6 fans who also own “TRANS-URETHRA EXPRESS....”

All of this album is just great. But Storm to Weather is just an amazing sing along track that is always a joy to hear live. Aldwyn
go to album
A Northern Coastal Town: Hull In The Blitz
by Joe Solo & Rebekah Findlay

supported by 5 fans who also own “TRANS-URETHRA EXPRESS....”
go to album
Dead Pioneers
by Dead Pioneers

This debut from the punk band mixes poetry and punk aesthetics to tackle issues like Indigenous, Black, and trans rights. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 19, 2023
go to album
Ornamental Hermit
by Beige Banquet

Across their second full-length, the London post-punks offer up thrumming motoriks, industrial tones, and sullen sing-a-longs in abundance. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 17, 2024
go to album
Post-American
by MSPAINT

Combining discordant hardcore with explosive synths, the Mississippi band aren't messing around. Bandcamp Album of the Day Mar 22, 2023
go to album
Collected
by Joe Solo & Rebekah Findlay

supported by 5 fans who also own “TRANS-URETHRA EXPRESS....”
go to album